Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I look better un-naked...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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