Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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