Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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