BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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