why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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