Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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