I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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