I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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