ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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