Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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