I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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