Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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