He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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