Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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