So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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