she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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