Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
