After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
