i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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