The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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