Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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