The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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