Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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