I cockslap morals
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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