we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Randomize
