Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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