You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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