Is this an excerpt from a 'keystyle'? Or was it at least supposed to rhyme? This is pretty sick. I text people keystyles all day long and never once expected to see something that rhymes on here. I think it was the length of it that made it. Props.
When my older brother was little, my mom got him a leash. As soon as she put it on him, he got down on all fours and started barking. She never tried it again, lol.
Um... Parents rarely control their lil bastards and it's refreshing to see kids on a leash. At least those parents don't have to wonder where their child is. Nor do they annoy strangers by running amuck and screaming. Tame your fucking children other people DONT find the cute or darling.
Look how many kids get snatched from shopping centers and play zones. Wouldn't you rather know that you're kid is tethered to your hand instead of in the back of a strangers van?
I have a twin sister, and we were both leash kids. Its hard to keep track of one kid in a busy shopping center, let alone multiples. Its not always about controlling your kids, its also about protecting them.
It's called DISCIPLINE, not a leash. I was a highly curious, extremely energetic and precocious child and my mom kept me in check just fine. Parents who are afraid to give their kids a smacking when they talk back, run away, and generally behave like little BRATS in public, end up with SHITTY KIDS. Learn to parent- I turned out a damn sight better than these brats, who, now grown up, still live with mommy at 20 and scream obscenities at her when she asks them to please pick up their dirty laundry.
6:47 I love you haha. And why not just hold your child's hand? I think it is much more acceptable than putting a leash on your child, he/she is not an animal.
I don't care if you're a lazy parent, a good parent, a paranoid parent, or a horrible parent, if kid is well-behaved I could care less if they're wearing a leash. If they're running around like a bat out of hell I will judge you and mention before you're out of earshot that your damn kid needs leashed.
I have a 3 yr old daughter who can be absolutely insane, and i use one of those "backpack leashes" with her when we go to a crowded area and i'm worried she's going to wonder off. Not because i'm "lazy" or don't pay enough attention. I do it because its not easy to keep good track of a 3 year old when there is lots of other people around.
Leave your child's dignity intact and leave the leash with your pet. "Runners" have been around for longer than these ridiculous leashes and parents have somehow managed to survive.
I was a leash kid. I grew up in PNG in the middle of a civil war though - Not the nicest place to have your kid run away from you. I was a massive little brat as well, my mum had a wooden spoon shortened and little holes put in it for less wind resistance so that she could carry it around in her handbag and threaten me with it at all times!
But seriously, massive brat. All that smacking and leashing did me good. I like to think i'm better now :P
Parents with leashed kids: how about you get off of TFLN and teach your brats some manners so you don't have to leash them. Plus once you hit the parent stage in your life, it's not like any of your nights will ever be interesting enough to end up on here.
8:33 I am sure that you are in a position to judge everyone around you. That is because you obviously spend all you life writing excrutiating long and boring responses to TFLN posts. Therefore you are smart.
8:42 and another thing... This shit is for entertainment! You're taking it waaaay to fucking seriously! Take the stick out of your ass and beat yourself to deat with it!
Perhaps there's a reason for the leashes. I should have been a leash kid because of how hyper active I was. So who do you think you are undermining the parents decision?
And I've not seen parents dragging their kids about. I've seen cute backpacks that looks like monkeys with an extra long tail as a leash.
My parents had to put me on a leash because I was a runner. I think it was a good idea on their part because it was at Yellowstone National Park...I guarantee I would have ran into boiling mud pit!
people not all kids are the same, just because you got blessed with a good child doesn't mean that other people are parenting wrong or not controlling their children. this makes me believe that you either just have one or you're one of those my-children-do-no-wrong-ever. people
Some kids are hyperactive, some kids are mildly autistic, most kids are just assholes. Smacking your kid shouldn't ever be your first choice, but if nothing else is working, it's a time-tested technique.
My mother successfuly conceived and raised 11 children to adulthood without the help of a leash, without losing one or having out of control kids. Leashes=fcking lazy parents
That's half the fun of it 620, same with freeing nations under dictators, never know what the he'll they'll do once you give them freedom. Mildly entertaining in my opinion
How is a leash going to help in a "play zone" if you honestly can't keep track of your kids, then don't have them. I have seen way to many parents with kids on a leash drag them across carpet.
OK, I have a " good child", he is also just to the point of wanting to walk instead of sitting in the cart(which is more dangerous, since he can fall out when he gets pissed), I will be using a backpack on him, I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. My kid won't end up on a fucking milk carton. And as soon as someone looks at me sideways about it, I will probably freak out. Its not fucking abuse. Its protecting my son.
Leashes are for lazy parents that can't control their kids. If the kids wild spank him beat him whatever. I was definitely beaten as a kid, I turned out just fine.
Fuck that. I never caused a scene in public but wandered off more then once. I'd have no problem putting my kid in a leash. More of them should be leashed anyway.
This is the person who published this text, no i did not copy this, yes there are several leash kids where i am at, and my plan is to cut the leash's. sersiously.
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