he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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