I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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