scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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