I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I feel like abortions should bother me more
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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