Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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