Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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