if you like me you must not know who I am
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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