How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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