I just pynch a tree in the face
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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