she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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