office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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