is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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