I swear she didn't look like that last week.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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