You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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