Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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