Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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