They should really pass out barf bags in church
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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