He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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