census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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