first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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