don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i think i have two assholes
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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