a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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