The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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