is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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