i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
