We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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