I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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