im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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