Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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