frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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