if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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